Friday, December 01, 2006

Konglish Part 1

It's been ages I know, but the end of the semester is coming and things are hectic (you'll hear me making this type of excuse often:-))

Unfortunately, it is not that often that I find a decent example of mangled English on signs or printed material here anymore - it used to be an endless source of entertainment.
Anyway, I found one not that long ago at Everland, an amusement park near Seoul.


Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Funny Fashion Photos

Photo courtesy of Getty Images and Chung Sung Jun

Check out Canada.com's hilarious photo-by-photo commentary on some of the wacky outfits on display at the recent "Ubiquitous Fashionable Computer Fashion Show" in Koyang City, near Seoul. http://www.canada.com/topics/technology/photogalleries/wearable.html?g=0

Monday, November 20, 2006

Korean Culture Through TV. Part One: Women

Korean Tv has evolved in the years that I have been here. Cable and satellite services now provide dozens of channels, some digital, some high definition. There are news, sports, home shopping, religious, educational, documentary, cartoon, and computer gaming channels - not so much different from back home. Many channels play movies and other programs from English-speaking countries subtitled in Korean - thus I never have to miss an episode of the Amazing Race, American Idol, or Lost. Discovery Channel, National Geographic, and CNN offer their usual lineups.

But Korean TV is undoubtedly different, as you would expect. Whether a country's TV offerings reflect or create the everyday reality of ordinary people is always a subject of debate among those who care about such things.

I only wanted to show you some of the things I noticed about Korean TV that people elsewhere might find interesting.

So I recorded bits from TV dramas, movies, and advertising that I felt were representative of what is on screen every day here.


VIDEO 1


VIDEO 2



VIDEO 3



Today, I wanted to show how women are portrayed on the tube here. Feel free to comment. Are these depictions of women different from those you would see where you are from? Are these images positive in your eyes? Are they an accurate reflection of the roles played by Korean women and their character as a group and as individuals? Or are these stereotypes? What message do these images convey?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Jeju Tangerines

This past week was the mid-term break at KIS and I spent four oh-so-relaxing days attempting a return to human (vs. cog-in-a-machine) form down "home" on the island. We are now just about at the peak of tangerine (감귤) season when countless thousands of crates of the honey-sweet, tangy orbs are being harvested from groves up and down the slopes of the grand lady, Mount Halla (nothin' makes me wax poetical like good ole Jayjoo-doh).


Yes, there are three main pillars of the economy on Jeju: tangerines (and an ever-diversifying range of citrus), fishing and tourism. Yesterday, a great friend of many years (Robert) offered to lend me his Honda Shadow motorbike for a tour in the warm mid-November sunshine - an offer I gratefully accepted. It was a truly glorious day for a ride and I was having a lovely time of it until mechanical issues ensued:-) So- I was forced to stop alongside the road at a tangerine orchard where an "ah-joom-mah" (auntie) phoned a bike shop for me. As we waited, we shared some Vitamin C and chatted about the evils of the now-in-negociation Korea-US Free Trade Agreement. I tried to argue the point (one I sincerely believe in, by the way) that Jeju citrus could go head-to-head with anything the states produces and win hands-down. She was not convinced. I expect to see her on TV throwing Molatov cocktails at the next anti-FTA demonstration. Power to the people, ajuma, power to the people.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Palace Guards

From 1392 to 1910, Korea was known as the "Kingdom of Great Joseon" and was ruled by a royal family which was deposed and sent to Japan for re-education after the Japanese occupation began. The capital of Joseon, relocated to Hanyang (later Seoul), was the site of the Royal Palace at Gyung-Bohk-Goong (경복궁). The palace, parts of which were destroyed by the Japanese occupiers, has been and continues to be restored as a tourist attraction. On national holidays and on weekends during the summer, the palace, now a tourist attraction, is the site of re-enactments of royal parades and changing-of-the-guard ceremonies, one of which is pictured here.

I took these photos on a film camera and when I had digital images made from the negatives, the photos turned out rather grainy. I decided to soften the images to solve the problem - it lends a faded, glimse-into-the-past kind of effect that I think is actually quite nice.

Why can't military, police, and public officials have uniforms like this anymore? I, for one, would love to wear hanbok to work every day.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Swirling Lights


Another photo from my archives - going way back to about 2000, when I was still living in Jeju.

This is the rotary in Suh-gui-Po on the south coast of the island. Korea's "riviera", the town is home to tangerine groves and beaches, palm-lined streets, and more waterfalls per square kilometer than anywhere I can think of. I miss it.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Reflected Light


Lights reflected in an office tower's windows in downtown Seoul at night.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Takraw Balls


Thailand (and Laos) have what have to be, in my opinion, two of the most interesting sports in the world to watch: Muay Thai or Thai kick-boxing is a brutally tough yet almost dance-like, ritualized martial art. Takraw, played with the kind of hollow rattan ball pictured below is an incredible display of leg-and-foot agility. I took this photo of takraw balls for sale in Luang Prabang, Laos, this summer


"Cross soccer with volleyball and mix in a bit of gymnastics and kung fu, and you’ve got the ingredients for one of Southeast Asia’s favourite and most spectacular pastimes: sepak takraw. Countless variations of takraw are played throughout the region, but the basic objective of each is to keep the hollow, grapefruit-sized ball from touching the ground by keeping it airborne with the feet, knees, head, shoulders, elbows — or nearly every part of the body except the hands. "

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Blue Mood

Back to Chunn-Gyey-Chunn (천계천), the rehabilitated stream system in the center of Seoul...

Where once Korean children bathed and "ah-joom-mah" beat their clothes clean on the rocks, couples now take romantic strolls, taking in the moody lighting and the sounds of the splashing blue waters.

And a little more abstract - a close-up. Looks a little like steel cables or TV noise...


Wednesday, November 01, 2006

아줌마 tending to her 과일

This one comes form many moons ago and was taken in the outdoor city market in Sug-Ui-Po, Jeh-ju-doh (sorry for the weird spelling, for those who are used to a different one - I have decided to pioneer a new, logic-based system for transcribing Korean words into roman letters. Maybe it will catch on and those hordes of poor hapless foreigners will have a chance at pronouncing the language a little sooner and more easily). Single white glove and hat - she obviously still thinks "Thriller" was the best album of all time."Ow!!"

아줌마 or "AH-joom-mah" usually translates into "auntie" in English and is usually used to describe or address any woman who is married and / or over the age of about 30. Younger Korean women dread the day they will be called 아줌마 , perhaps partly because of the stigma that comes with it. These ladies hold a lot of power in their families (ALL the power). Many have had to endure many hard times in their lives and are determined that their children will have better lives - and God help anyone who gets in the way. Any semblance of feminine submissiveness in youth gives way to blunt, brute force and plain-talking, line-jumping aggressiveness that can be intimidating. As a teacher who deals with Korean parents all the time, I never quite get used to it. However, if you don't get on their bad side, these aunties can be among the most dedicated, caring, selfless, and funny ladies you will ever meet. As an example, one ah-joom-mah in a restaurant I frequented used to yell at me for not finishing my rice (bloody near a capital offense in Korea). The next time I visited, if I was a good boy and cleaned my plate, she would teach me words of Jeju dialect and then laugh her 엉덩이 off with her friends as she had me repeat to all of them what I had learned . I'm always happy to be of entertainment to others, even at my own expense - "Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog! Now roll over!"

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Namdaemoon: "Great South Gate"

On the same night as the last photo (the one of the city from Nam San (South Mountain)) I also took a spin past Nam Dae Moon (South Great Gate), one of the oldest surviving vestiges of Seoul's long history. Construction of the gate (according to Wikipedia) was started in 1395, just one year after "Hanyang", later named Seoul, was offically named as the new capital of Choseon, the name for Korea at that time. The whole city was surrounded in those times by a strong stone wall, designed to protect dwellers from thieves and wild animals.The wildest thing about the area now is the traffic, situated as it is, at the intersection of 5 major city streets and several lanes and alleys. It is only a five minute walk from Seoul Station, City Hall, and the ancient Doksu Palace.It gave its name to the adjacent Namdaemoon Market, one of the largest traditional markets in Korea, a hagglers paradise of sorts (and the best place in the city to get camera lenses and eyeglasses). This gate and the rotary that carries traffic around it is at the heart of Seoul's old downtown and the "Gahng Buk" or "North of the River" area of Seoul.

Monday, October 30, 2006

City of Light


Perhaps no city on Earth is as densely and brightly lit as Seoul. Yesterday I took a stroll up Namsan (South Mountain) in the center of the city to view the fall colors. ON the way back down after dark, I was treated to this view of Mettuh-Ro-Po-Lissuh in all her flashing brilliance.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

What Is It?

Anyone able to guess what this is and where in Seoul it can be found?

The winner gets a free cup of bondaegi. MMM.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

A Little Melo With Your Drama?

Check out this clip from the comedy show Mad TV which captures the incredible expressiveness of a few short words in the Korean language and the depth of emotion
portrayed in Korean tv drama. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRvzv3Sc8do

Mystery Veg

Shopping in a place like Laos offers all sorts of mysterious options. The vegetables below are new to me. If anyone has any idea what they are, please enlighten us. The rounded purple one tastes bitter and is a little astringent, and is one of the ingredients in a tasty local dish in the Nong Khai provinceof Thailand. Spicy sausage is grilled and cut up into pieces and wrapped up with vegetables in a thin rice wrapper inside of local leaves and then topped with a sweet barbecue-like sauce. MMMM, 7 weeks to go before I am off to Thailand again.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Laos Journey (continued): Hot and Sour

Baskets of dried chilli and lime peel in the town market in Laos. Just as in Korea, the chilli, brought to Asia from South America by traders, is an essential flavouring element in almost every Southeast Asian meal.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Tied to the Land

Traditional homes on Jeju Island are constructed of black volcanic stones, held together and sealed with a mixture of dried mud and straw. The roof is of thatch and is tied firmly into place to protect against the fierce winds that lash the island in just about every season. A friend, whose family lived in a thatched house such as this, told me that the job of thatching had to be performed yearly, with members of the family alll coming together to take part in the highly ritualized work. Needless to say, however, homes such as this one near the western end of the island are becoming rare as the population moves into the island's two major cities, where vast Seoul-style apartment complexes are altering (read:erasing) the landscape.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Fall in Seoul

I recently took advantage of one of those perfect, crisp, clear fall days to head up to the World Park near the Seoul World Cup Stadium in the West of the city for these photos of the Han River and the Eulalia grass.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Beachside


Following in the same vein as last night's post, I wanted to show yet another of the quiet, natural places the Korean peninsula still has to offer. Although Busan is a huge city of over 5 million, Gwangalli Beach, near Haeundae, is a place you can go to unwind. On this day in November of last year, I was taking in the clean air and surf before partaking of some fresh seafood at a beachside restaurant.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Yangjay Stream


Intensely crowded though it is, Seoul has a surprising number of places to get away from the crowds. The city is filled with numerous streams, rivers, and mountains that are maintained as parks. It is possible to ride bicycle or walk along from one end of the capital to the other along countless kilometers of trails and walkways. 양제 천, or Yangje Stream, below, is one such place, only a ten-minute walk from my apartment in the Gangnam ward of Southern Seoul.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

A Final View of the School

Half of our fleet of buses and a view of Bundang-gu from the

roof of the Middle School building.


More of KIS









Above are a couple of shots of the Middle / High School library.


The left picture below shows the lower gym while the right shows the upper gym.




KIS (continued)

My Grade Six Social Studies and Language Arts classroom...





















And below the performing arts center and the cafeteria.









Tuesday, October 17, 2006

KIS - Where I Work

Sorry about the formatting here folks. I will fix it when I have time...


Well, as I thought, once I got back to work, it became increasingly difficult to find time to update my blog but I have a few minutes tonight so I thought I would post a few pics of where I work, the Korea International School in Bundang. This August, we moved into our new facility and it is a real pleasure to work in a building like this with such talented teachers and students.










KIS has about 700 students currently in Grades kindergarten to 12. The school uses an American college-preparatory curriculum. The campus is located outside of Seoul in the suburban city of Bundang.







Thursday, October 12, 2006

Peace Sign

A Painted Lotus appearing on the door of a temple west of Jeju City.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Laos Journey - Storm on the Mekong




After a serene cruise upriver to a cave temple from Luang Prabang this summer, the weather very suddenly changed from sunny, blue skies to give us a windy, wet trip back to town.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Two of the World's Three Best Nephews-And Nieces Too!

Well, it seems that I have raised a few hackles by publishing a picture of myself with one niece and one nephew: the others were left out so...this is for all of y'all...

The above is Canada Day, 2006 in Kingston with Devin, the budding flyboy, and Conor, the gamer-genius, my sister's boys. Above, from left, Phil, oldest brother and god (small "g") in his own right, Dad, Jessica, Stephanie (whose 8th Grade Grad it was that day), Mom, and a horribly coiffed moi at the homestead in Orangeville.

To MJ, Louise, Dale, Bill, and all other beloved, you shall have your day.

Chu'seok: Heaven and Hell





I can't get enough of this blogging business. With this week off, I am posting like a madman but will likely find it hard to keep it up once classes start again on Monday.













Anyway, after five heavenly days down on Jeju Island, I was dreading my return to the capital only to find - CALM. Chu'seok, the harvest festival, you see, is one of two huge holiday festivals in Korea (the other being Lunar New Year), akin to our Christmas, when almost every Korean feels compelled to return to their hometowns to reconnect with family and friends.
How very lovely, you say? Well, except that the holiday involves, for most, a lot more stress than joyous familial frolic. First off, being with the family involves making train or flight reservations months in advance or having to face up to 20 hours on the roads in an endless traffic jam. This holiday season, some 39 million people were on the move in-country, with another 300,000 estimated to be traveling overseas. Then, once you have arrived, the lady of the family is expected to log countless hours preparing festive traditional rice cakes (song-pyun) and any number of other delicacies for the men, who generally sit with the elder men and get profusely plastered, in keeping with tradition. For those unfortunate enough to be unmarried by 25, there are the inevitable questions about marriage and the ticking of the biological clock.










Anyway, with all of those good sons and daughters battling the expressways in Cholla, Kyongsang, Kangwon and Choongchun provinces yesterday and today, I arrived back in Seoul to find clear, pollution-free skies, empty roads, and NOTHING to eat in the neighborhood, what with all the shops and restaurants closed.



















There is NO better time to see Seoul than Chu-seok. A trip across the city that would take who knows how long in normal traffic took minutes. Lets hope the charms of the countryside keep a few million people from coming back to the city.

But alas, I fear it is not to be. The crowds of pedestrians bearing designer suitcases and fruit baskets in the 'hood tonight and a quick trip out to the Kyungbu Expressway this evening revealed that the hordes are making their return.







Seoul: Then and Now (Part 1)

Okay, for those of us from small towns in the West, Seoul can be overwhelming: the traffic, the density, the crowds, the smog. But it wasn't always this way. South Korea was, until the big industrialization drive under Park, Chung Hee, mostly rural and agricultural. In 1948, the country's population was 14.5% rural. By 2000, it was estimated to have reached 78% urban. Seoul's population in 1955 was 1.575 million. By 1960 it was 2.4 million. It is now between 11 and 12 million with over 19 million in the metro area.

The first photo here is from 1959. It shows the Yongsan U.S. Army Garrison looking south over the Han River to Kwanak Mountain.
The second photo was taken today, and shows a similar view, albeit from a bit further away and to the West (they wouldn't let me on the Yongsan base to take photos - GO FIGURE!) but shows essentially the same thing. Those lush green fields to the south are long gone. The area south of the river, all farmland in 1960, is now home to some 7 million people and the dense development stretches well beyond the furthest of those mountains in the background.
One notable thing is missing in the second picture - clean air. And today wasn't even really a bad pollution day. At least you can see the mountains.
Incidentally, the Korean and American governments have reached an agreement that will see the Yongsan base returned to Korean ownership by 2008. After some 150 years in foreign hands (first the Chinese, then the Japanese, then the Americans) this piece of prime real estate in the center of the city will once again be all-Korean. The city has ambitious plans to convert the area into a magnificent Central Park-like oasis. Yeah right. I give them a few months with this juicy parcel of land and the condos and malls will be sprouting like shrooms on a golf course.